Friday, April 19, 2013

Baniya jokes

*BANIYA COLLECTION*

1. Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Baniya : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

2. Baniya on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???

3. Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!

4. Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Baniya ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Baniya : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Baniya ka khoon daud raha hai:)

5. Baniya  called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..

6. Baniya asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Baniya  ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

7.  Baniya ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga

8. Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Rahva Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Jokes

Pappu: 10 Rupye

Ke Recharge par
Kitna Milta he

Shopkeeper:
7 Rupye ka TALKTIME
Milta he

Pappu: Thik he
Baki 3 Rupye ki
Choclate de do


1 Sardar apni Biwi
K Office Gaya
Biwi Boss ki Goud
Me Bethi thi

Sardar: Chal Roopa
Asi Jagah kaam
Nhi krna
Jaha Staff k Liye
Kursi b N ho


Aaj fir Aapka sms
Nahi Aaya
Fir tamanna ka
Ful mujaya
Na jane kin Galiyo
Me kho Gye Aap
Me to Police station
Se Pagal Khane
Tak dhund Aya


New punishment 4cell owners... Missed call k liye jail, SMS k liye fansi, call k liye umar Qaid,
aap mat daro... Kanjuso k liye inaam hai


Sardi Ho Gayi hai
Haa
Naak Bhi Band Hai
Haa
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haa Bhai Ha

To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha
Ja k dava le


Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart




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WRONG CODE !!!

You have touched my legs.

Anyway,

Take my blessings


Santa- Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Boss- Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.

Santa- sorry sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai....


Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->


Bhikhari: 50paise dedo,
mene 3 din se kuch nahi khaya hai..!

Kanjus: Me 10 rupye dunga pehle ye bata 50ps me khana kaha milta hai..???.!


Aap ne mujh ko dekha.

Fir aap mere peeche
aye




ate gaye..



fir..






fir kya..


MUJHE.




"1 RUPYA DENA HI PADA.


Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeqa Bataiye?

Doctor: Shadi Kar Lo

Man: Kya Iss Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi?

Doctor: Nahi, Yh Shoq Khatam Ho Jayega


U R My Sweetest Dost

So, What I Do?

Nachun

<(",)/ )) / >
G Karda

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Bai G Karda

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Tenu Jhapian Pava


Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar


A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->


a depressed boy asked me
"can there b anything worst than losing a girlfriend"?
i replied "yes, losing ur confidence of getting another" :-)


Patni=sunoji,
doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye
kisi hill station
par jane ko kaha hai,
hum kaha jayenge?
Pati= Dusre Dr. Ke paas..


Jailor-Tum kis zurm me aaye ho?
Qaidi-Sarkar se comptition ho gaya tha.
Jailer-kis baat ka?
Qaidi-Note chhapne ka.


Kbhi yad aye to fon kr lena,
Paise kam ho to sms kr lena,
Agr ye b na kr sake to

Mobile dahi me dal kr vibration on kr lena or LASSI p lena


Agar Gadhe Aur Aap Me
English Speaking
Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jitega
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Jeete Jo Marzi Lekin Ab Ye Baat
To Teh Hai k Muqabla Mumkin Hai


Success formula:
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Sleep 8 hours....
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Work 8 hours....
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Make sure they are not the
'same hours'...!!


Ur 5 Qualities
1_____
2_____
3_____
4_____
5_____
Agar zindagi me koi accha kam kar lete to aaj ye jagah khali na hoti.


Aasman p Kaali Ghta Chai He
Aaj Fir Humne principal se
Dant Khai He
Wo Khte He SUDHAR Jao
Kaise SUDHRE
Madam Aaj Fir se PATAKA Ban k aai He


Pappu k Bapu ko Jukham hua tha,to pappu doctor bulane gya
Dr-Jo kehna he Mobile me kaho
Pappu-Bapu is In Vibration Mode Plz dr re-start him


Higo pigo
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Jila pila
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Aai mai
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Hula hula
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Timpataka dampataka
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Aai aai
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JINGARA JINGARA
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Shapath Le Li
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MUBARAK ho
Ab Aap Aadiwasi Ban Gye


Santa: 1+1=3 karna hoto
Banta: simple yaar dono ki shadi karva do
Santa: 1+1=11 karna hoto
Banta: to dono ka nikaah karva do


Door se dekha to kuch dikha nahi
door se dekha to kuch dikha nahi

paas jake dekha to kuch tha hi nahi..


Pati-Suno Darling Muze Tumse Shadi Kar K Bahut Faida Hua!
Patni-Yesa Konsa Faida Hua?
Pati-Muze Mere Gunaho Ki Saza Jeete Ji Mil Rahi Hai!


Hi.
Wt hpnd no sms,
no cals
Y?
Didnt Recharge?
Ok fine
Im sendng u the recharge card no:




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Scratch wid blade


R u a Gud Student?
Bored of geting gud marks?
Humse dosti kijiye aur fark dekhiye sirf
3 hafte me
marks se
No marks
Ab sach me possible!


Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce
Judge:u have 3 kids.Hw will u divide them?
Sardr thinks & says "oye..Idea,v'll come next year wid 1 more"


Santa Ne PCO Pe Jate Hi PCO Wale Ko
2 Thappad Laga Diye.
Because PCO Ke Bahar Likha Tha,
Dial Karne Se Pahle 2 Lagaye...


When I Was Sad,
U Were There
When I Was Crying,
U Were There
When I Was Unhappy,
U Were There
Now I'Ve Understd K Sare Fasad Ki Jad Tu He


Hum Dosto Ko Bahut Buri Saza Dete H

Wah .. Wah ..

Hum Dosto Ko Bahut Buri Saza Dete H

Juta Nahi Marte Bus Moza Sungha Dete Hai


Kaha ho?
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Jaha ho wahi rahana
2-3 ghante tak bahar
mat nikalna
Koyn ki bahar bandar
pakdnewala aya he

Ab thanx bol ke rulayega kya?


Allah teri umar lambi kre
allah teri shadi jaldi kar
allah tujhe kush rakhe
allah tujhe barkat de
yad ho gya chal katora utha or shuru ho ja


Oye...!
Ye Dekh...!





















Kitni Jagah Khali Padi He,
Aaja Cricket Khelte He


SANTA: Daarling aaj Naye Saal hai
koi aisi romantic baat
kaho ki mere pair zameen pe na rahe
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Wife: Daarling "FANSI" laga lo!!


Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar,Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate?.


MAN-Tujhe shrm Nhi ati terePapa talor h aur teri shrt fati h
SRDR-Shrm kiBat 2ye h ki tere papa dentst h aur tera bhaiBina dant k PAida hua


Giving up smoking is easy

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I've done it hundreds of times.
Ha Ha Ha


Circuit:ye Dr. Log operation se phele
patient ko behosh kyon karte hai?
Munnabhai:bole to,Patient khud operation karna na seekh le isliye


Yoon to hain hum "BRAMHACHARI"
Magar jahan dekhi "NAARI"
vaha "AANKH-MAARI"
pat gayi to hamari
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Warna phir se "BRAMHACHARI"


Nurse: Doctor, Ur wife's phone
Dr: I'm busy, wats d matter?
Nurse: She wants 2 kiss U
Dr: I'm busy, U take her kiss & giv me later


Sardr: U have cheated me.
Shopekeeper: How?
Srdr: U said this is American made radio.But,when i put it on,it said:"This is All India Radio."


A.B.C.D.E.F.G
"A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl"
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Reverse of it:
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G.F.E.D.C.B.A
"Girls Forget Everthing Done & Catches New Boy Again"


1 Dfa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.
Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?
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Chour Ne Jawab Dia
Teen Sal Qaid


Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Saying,

"Dear,Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."
Husband Gifted Her
A Weight Machine


Pappu-Mere papa bahut darpok hain..
Dipu-How?
Pappu-Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte he chhodna mat..


Ek Dehati aurat cheque
cash karwane bank gyi
Clerk:Sign karo
Aurat:Kaise?
Clerk:Jaise khat k
aakhir me karti ho
She wrote:AAP K MUNNE
KI MAA


Phool insano se zyada khubsurat hote hain, lekin kuchh insaan phoolo se bhi zyada khubsurat hote hain. Jaise Ki "AAP"
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ko
sms
karne
wala


Boy: isnt the Principal a dummy!
Girl:Do uKnow who i am?
"No.""Im the principals daughtcr"
Boy:do u know who I am?
Girl:No.
Boy:Thank God


Snta naha raha tha
dost ne awaz lagai
Snta aise hi bahar agya
DOST:kuch to pahen leta yar Snta bhag k ander gya aur chappal pahen k aa gya


Dr:Medical Report ye He Ki aapki KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki He.
Santa:Salle..Juthe....
Meri KIDNeY Kabhi xam dene Nahi GAyi
To Fir Fail Kese huyi?


Ek paagal tha
.
Bilkul paagal tha
.
Bahut pagal tha
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Bahut Khatarnak pagal tha
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Lekin
Tum mat ghabrao
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Tumhare Samne To Wo kuch bhi nai tha


Diwali offer!
Today All India
BSNL To BSNL
Airtel To Airtel
Hutch To Hutch
Reliance To Reliance
Totally Free!....
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Missed call Only!!


PANI & PREM me kya fark?


FARK sirf EK hi hai?

INSAAN Pani m pade to BHEEG jata he
aur
PREM m pade to Sookh jata he.


BUSH-tuje swiming ata hai?
Santa-nhi
B-tere se to kutte ache jo swim kr lete he
S-tuje swiming ata he
B-ya
S-fir tere aur kutte me kya farq.


Aaj Newspaper me padha
ki jyda sMs karne se
dil ki bimari ho sakti
hai..!
To aaj se BAND!!!
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Kya Sms?
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Nahi re!
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NEWS PAPER..


You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur
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"`Loose Motion`"


Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge
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Wah Wah
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DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge
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Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Shayaries

Pyari Si "RAAT" Me.

Pyare Se "ANDHERE"
Me.

Pyari Si "NEEND"
Me.

Pyare Se "SAPNO" Me.

Pyare Se, "APNO" Ko.

Pyari Si "GOOD NIGHT"

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

sad sms

Hume Apne Pyar ka Hisab nahi aata,
Unka Palatkar Koi Javab nahi aata,
Hum to unki yaad me sote tak nahi,
aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi aata...



Har sapna sach nahi hota,
har phool gale ka haar nahi hota,
Yu to zindagi mein hazaroon milte hain,
Par har kisise pyarr nahi hota



Yu tho koi bhi bewafa nahi hota,
Chaha kar bhi kisi se Juda nahin hota,
Mohobbat ko majbooriyan hi le dubti hain,
Varna koi khushi se bewafa nahi hota.



Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaaz Nahi Hoti,
Dil Ke Tootne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti,
Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsaas,
To Usey Dard Dene Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti!



Jaise chahate hum unhe, vo bhi chahate to koi baat hoti,
paane ka armaan to tha, bin maange mil jate to kya bat hoti



Unhone apna Kabhi banaya hi nahi,
jhootha hi sahi, pyar dikhaya hi nahi,
galatiyan apani, hum maan bhi jate,
par kya kare kusur hamara humne batayaan hi nahi



khuli ankho ka nazara ajeeb tha,
jinake liye hum roz karte the duaa,
vo kisi aur ka naseeb tha
,zara dekhiye to hamari badnaseebi,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samandar bhi kareeb tha



Itni bedardi se dil ko mere voh tod degi,
yeh maloom na tha mujhe akela voh chhor degi,
aey mere masoom dil tu tanhai se pyar kar le,
bewafa bhi ab wafa ka saath chhor degi.



Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum He,
dard-e-dil k Imtehan Malum He,
Mujhe muskurane ki Dua Na do,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza Malum He!



Teri Dosti ne diya SAKOON itna,
Ke tere baad koi ACHA na lagey,
Tujhe karni hai BEWAFAI to is ada se kar,
Ke tere baad koi BEWAFA na lage



'Kisi ne rula ke luta kisi ne hasakar luta,
kisi ne ghar aakar luta to kisi ne ghar bulakar luta,
jo aise na lut pye usne apna bana k luta!



Palko k kinare hmne bhigoye hi nhi,
Wo sochte h hm juda hoke roye nhi,
Wo puchte h khwabo me kise dekhte ho,
Or hum he ki ek arse se soye nhi!



Dard Jitna He Mri Nigaho Me,
Paoge N Utna Kisi Ki Raho Me,
Bitani Chahte The Zindgi Jiski Baho Me,
Maut Bhi Na Mil Pai Unki Panaho me!



Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,
Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya,
Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,
Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya!



Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota,
har rishte ka mukaam nahi hota,
Agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf,
to koi rishta Nakaam Nahi Hota



Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nhi ata,
Isiliye ishq ki bazi hm har gaye,
Meri zindgi se shayd unhe bhut pyar tha,
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi mar gaye!

love sms

Aey khuda aankho ko kuchh aisi khudai de,Jidhar dekhu udhar vahi dikhai de,kas hvaon me talmel rahe aisa,unhe pukaru aur sirf unhiko sunai de



Khamosh palko se bh kr jb ansu ate he, ap kya jane kitne ap yaad ate he, aaj b us mod pe khade he hum jha apne kha tha thahro hm abhi ate he



tum ruthte gye hm mnate rhe, tumhari raho me palkein bichhate rhe, tumne kbhi palat ke bhi nhi dekha aur hum aankh jhapkane se b katrate rhe



muttazar hu kabse ki saba teri aankhon me aye, mil jae is dard ko dava agar maut teri baho me aye.



DUAA ME LABO PER SAWAL RAKHNA, NIGAH PER APNI KAMAL RAKHNA, DENA CHAHTE HO AGER KHUSHIYA HAME, TO KHUSH REHNA AUR APNA KHAYAL RAKHNA



Duao ki bhid me ek dua hmari hogi, jis me mangi hamne har khusi tumhari hogi, jb koi khushi aapko mile to samaj lena dua kabu hmari hui hogi



pyar hmne kr liya nibhana baki he, apko pyar ka nzrana dena baki he, wqt mile to dena awaz hume,hm de denge jaan,shayad ab vahi dena baki he



dua karte he sar ko jukaye, jaan tu apni har manjil ko paye, agar teri rahome kabhi andhera aaye, to khuda roshni ke liye hame jalaye...



Nanhe se dil me armaan koi rakhna, Duniya ki bhid me pehchan koi rakhna, Achhe nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas, In hotho pe sda muskan vhi rakhna



Why do I remember you? It's my choice. It proves that I care. Why do I care? I don't know, it's not my choice but my heart's.



Lambi muddat se dur he humtum, Ek zamane ke bad milna achcha hoga, Sagar se gehra laga apka PYAR,Terna to ata tha par dubna achcha laga



I'm not a clock that can sms u 24Hrs a dayBt my Heart is like a clock that cares, remembers n prays non-stop for a sweet1 which is u...janu



Mila he sab kuch to fariyad kya kare, Dil he pareshan to jazbat kya kare, Tum kahte ho tumhe yaad nahi karte, Bhule hi nahi use yaad kya kare..



Maza ata hai tumhe satane me,Ruthe na koi to kya maza manane me,Ek tumhi se to hai khusi zara si warna rakha kya he is zamane me..



Sukh unko milta hai jo dukh ko sahte he, Ansu unke bahte hai jo yaadon me rahte he, aur hum sms unhe bhejte he jo hamare dil me rahte he..



** I have a heart n that is true, But now it has gone from me to you, So care for it just like I do, Coz I have no heart n U have two. **



Marte Marte Jina Jindagi Hai,Rote Rote Hasna Jindagi Hai,Es Jindagi Ko Badi Shan Ne Jina Kyoki Kisi Aur Ke Liye Jina Bhi Jindagi Hai,,,

Khudane kaha PYAR na kar, PYAR me tu kahi kho jayega.
Maine kaha "E khuda kabhi zamin par ake mere PYAR se mil tu bhi upar jana bhul jayega"




Lafz na nikle phir bhi awaz hoti he
Kuch lamho ki bat bhut khas hoti he
Ap chahe mane ya na mane lekin ap ki yad hamesha dil ke paas hoti he



Ashq bahe toehsas hota hai,
Pyar ke bina jiven kitna udas hota hai,
Umar ho apki sitaro si lambi,
aisa PYAR kaha har kisi ke pass hota hai..



Kash dil ki awaj me itna asar ho jaye,
Hum apko yad kare aur apko khabar ho jaye,
Aaj rab se itni hi dua hai,
AAp jo chaho wo apko mil jaye


Jindgi me Bahut bar Wqt aisa ayega,
Jb tumko chahne wala hi tumko rulayega.
Mgar Vshwas Rkhna uspar,
Akele me wo tumse b jyada Ansu Bahayega




yaad me sb ku6 bhulaye bethe hai,
Chirag khushion ke jalaye bethe hai,
Hm to marenge unki hi baho me ye mout se shrt lagaye bethe hai




Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
Jo na dekha wo sama hoga,
Us jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
Aap sa hasin dusra kaha hoga...




se barsat hoti he jab yaad apki sath hoti he
Jb bhi busy rahe mobile hmara samaj lena apki salamati ke liye hmari khuda se bat hoti he

Jingadi mein Hamesha naye log milenge,
Kabhi jyada to kabhi km milenge,
Aitbar zara sochkar karna,
mumkin nhi har jagah tumhe hum hi milenge




pe kurban hmari yari he
Hskr mr jayege iski b taiyari he,
ye silsila n khtm ho hmari yari ka
lo hamne tumhe yad kiya ab tumhari bari he




Ansu tere nikle to Aankh meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kre hmara pyar itna gahera ho ki,
Sans teri ruke or mout meri ho




Kisi 1 se kro pyar itna ki kisi aurSe pyar krne ki gunjaish na rahe,
Wo muskuraye ap ko dekhkar ek bar,
To zindgi se fir koi khwaish na rhe




Ho nahi sakta mujhe aapki yaad na aye,
Apko bhulu wo ehsas na aye,
Aap bhule to aap par koi anch na aye,
Hum bhule to hame agli saans na aye




Karni he khuda se ek gujaris,
Tere pyar ke siva koi bandagi na mile.
Har janam me mile pyar tera,
Ya phir kabhi jindagi na mile....




Aapki palko par khwab rah jaye koi,
Aapki sanso me naam likh jaye koi,
Chalo wada raha bhul jana hame,
Agar humse achha ASHIQ mil jaye koi.




Yaad wo nahi jo tanha kar jati he,
Yaad wo nahi jo rushwai me ati he,
Yaad to wo hai jo lakho logo ki bhid me Tanha kar jati hai...Miss You.




Su kahu tmne ke koni yad ave 6,
Je pl pl mne ketlu trsave 6,
Atit na sambhrna ni vato pn kevi 6,
Hu 1var bhulu ene ane e 100var yad ave 6




Kinaro ki had nahi hoti,
Sitaro ki ginti nahi hoti,
Bachke rehna meri JAAN,
kyoki hamare dil me basne valo ki jamanat nahi hoti...




Khuda kre tere dl ki dhdkan ruk jaye,
Tujhe mera dil diya jaye,
Me jinda rhu ya na rhu,
Par tere liye kitna pyar he uska ehsas tujhe ho jaye




Ye choti si ibadat bada sila degi,
Gulab ki tarha apka chahra khila degi,
Mat chodna kabhi hamari yaad ko,
yaade khud apko humse mila dengi.




GUJARATI


Jindagi aam to amari 6e pan thodi maherbani tamari 6e,
Rekhao bhale rahi tamara hath ma..
Pan dhyan thi juo ema takdidir amari 6e..




Jindagi me Koi Khas tha,
Tanhai ke siva kuchh na paa tha,
Pato lete jindagi ki har khusi JANU,
Lekin har khusi me teri kami ka ahsas tha...




Hme Jrurat he aj Sanso se Jyada apki,
jese hoti he sangit ko rag ki,
Kash de Skte Sbut to ap jaan pate,
Kya he AHMIYAT Hmari jindagi me apki



PYAR insan ki jarurat hain,
Dilo par PYAR ki hukumat hain,
Apke PYAR ki wajah se zinda hain,
Warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarurat hai..
-PraMay

Khamoshiyon ki b dhimi si awaz he,
Tanhaiyon mein b ek gehra raaz he,
Milte nahi sachche log yahan sabko,
Ap jo mile to hme khud par naaz he.



Pyar or dosti me itna fark he,
Pyar ne sahara diya, dost ne sath nibhaya,
kise gehra kahu yaaro,
1ne jindagi di to dusre ne jina sikhaya.



Dur n jaya kro,dil tdap jata he,
Apke khyal me wqt guzr jata he,
Aaj pu6a he dil ne 1 sawal apse,
Kya dur rehkar apko b hamara khyal ata he?

Zruri nahi ki jeene ka sahara ho,
Jise chaho wo tumhara ho,
Dub jaye kasti hamari hume gum nahi,
Bs tamanna hai ki dubne tak sath tumhara ho




1 hi tamana he is fakir ke pas,
Meri tasvir lgana apni taswir ke pas,
Jb log dekhe to ye kahe dekho,
Ranjha kaise betha he apni heer ke pas





Fasle bahut hain par itna maan lo
Karib rehkar bhi koi khas nahi hota,
Aap hamare khayalo me itne karib hain,
Ki faslo ka ehsas nahi hota...




Nigaho me koi khwab na raha,
Is dil me koi armaan na raha,
Pyar mila apka hume zamin par,
Ke ab JANNAT ka bhi arman na raha...




Tarasti nazro ne har pal tera didar manga,
jaise amavas ne har rat CHAND manga,
Ruth gaya wo khuda bhi humse,
Jb hr dua me apka PYAR manga..




Meri dua h tu sabse nek seerat ho,
Teri tarh tera dil b khubsurt ho,
Dua se pahle mile tujko jo tu chahe,
Khud dua ko teri hatho ki zrurt ho




Ae palaktu bandh ho ja,
Khwabo me unki surat to najar aayegi,
Intezar to subah se dubara suru hoga,
Kam se kam raat to khusi se kat jayegi.




Dono ankho me ask diya karte he,
Hum apni ninde tere naam kiya karte he,
Jabbhi palke jabke apki,
Samaj lena hum apko yaad kiya karte he..




Dur hai tumse to kuchh gam nahi,
Dur rehkar bhi bhulne vale hum nahi,
Baat na ho to kya hua,
Apki yaad mulakat se kam nahi...




wen msg cums,i open my inbox thnkng its u
Bt wen d msg isnt frm u
I dont get disappointed
I stil njoy dat moment which MadeMe think of u.




Tamana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakhte hai,
kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadkte hai,
Na jane hume woh kab milenge,
jiske liye hum roz tadpte hai..




under d sky so blu, i met some1 so true, now the world seems so new, a rare gem amongd few, my frnd & dat's u! Happy Frndshipday



Sabke chahne se har baat nahi hoti,
Thodese andhere se rat nahi hoti,
Jo jindagi me sabse pyara he,
Kya kare har roz usse mulakat nahi hoti




Khusi itni ho ki dikha sako,
Gum bas itna ho ki chupa sako,
Jindagi me kam se kam 1dost esa rakhna,
Jiske liye ap mood-off me b muskura sako 



Tanha ho,kabhi to mujko dhundna,
Duniya se nahi dil se puchhna,
AasPas hi kahi basey rahte he hum,
Yadon se nahi sath gujare lamho se puchna




Ye hakikat he kahi khwab to nahi,
Hume koi yad kare aisi koi bat to nahi,
Fir b na jane q ehsas hua jese kisine yad kiya,
Kahi vo ap to nahi




Ye dil apko bhula nahi sakta,
Aisa kyun hai bata nahi sakta,
Muskil to ye hai apko yakeen nahi,
Aur dil cheer ke main dikhanai sakta...




Zindagi ap bin ulfat si lagti he,
1 pal judai mudat si lagti he,
Phle to ehsas tha par ab to yakin he,
Hr lamho pr ap ki zarurat si lagti he




Apki ankho me ye jo nami si chayi he,
Wo mere dur hone ki gavahi he,
Yaad itna na kiya karo mujhe,
Hichki lekar meri jaan nikal ayi he...




Milna to sirf ittefaq he
Ye to dilo ki mulakat he
Pyar nhi dekhta ye din he ya rat he
Isme to sirf TOPRAPAK k mithas & PANIPURI ki pyas he




Kuch log khas hote he,
Har pal pas hote he,
Khusiyon me shamil hote he aur gum me bhi sath rehte he,
Log unhe dost, hum unhe "AAP" kehte he.




Kash mere wajud me wo utar jaye,
Me dekhu aina aur wo nazar aye,
Wo ho samne to waqt thahr jaye,
aur Usse dekhte dekhte jindagi gujar jaye




Aasman me jitne sitare he,
Ankho me jitne ishare he,
samunder ke jitne kinare he,
Utne dost hamare he,
Magar aap.. sab se pyare he...




KL rat meri ankh se 1ansu nikal aya,
Mene usse pu6a tu bhar kyun aya?
To usne btaya koi teri ankho me itna he smya
K me chah kr b na rh pay




Bhej kar sms dil se yaad kiya,
Fir na kehna apko bhula diya.
Ab koi bahana na hoga,
Padhkar sms hamara apko muskurana hoga...keep smiling



I dropped a tear in the ocean
The day you find it, is the day i'll stop missing you...



Tum lakh bhulake dekhlo,
Hum fir bhi apni kami jatate rahenge,
Tum kitna bhi pani pike dekhlo,
Hum fir bhi Hichkiyo ke sath yaad ate rahenge



Someone asked me 4 hw long will u both be frnds.
I remained $ilent
Because
I didn't know
which1 is Longer(';')

" Always" or "Forever"





Beeti yaado me na dhundo hame
Dil me hm bs jayenge
Tamanna ho gr milne ki
To ON kro apna mobile
Inbox me hm mil jayenge





Hsrto k riwazo ka skt pehra hai
Na jane yeDil kis umid Pr thahera hai
Teri ankhon se chlkte gm Ki ksm
Tumse pyar ka rishta bahut gahera hai



Jub Khamosh Ankho Se Bat Hoti He
Aise Hi Mohobat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Me Khoye Rehte Hai
Pata Nhi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti





Har rasta ek safar chahta hai,
Har musafir ek humsafar chahta hai,
Jaise chahti hai chandni chand ko,
Koi hai jo aap ko is kadar chahta hai





Barsat me gulab achcha lagta he,
neend me khwab achcha lagta he,
Bas aap hame yaad karte rahe,
hame apka ye andaaz achcha lagta he.





Gum k bina jindgi adhuri he
Musafir fir b tera jana jaruri he
Mat ho apni jindagi se khafa
Kyuki,teri zindagi k bina b ek zindagi adhuri he





Kitne chehre he duniya me,
Magar ek hi chehra najar ata he,
Duniya ko ab kya dekhe,
Apki yaado me sara waqt guzar jata he...





Ankho pe ansu ki lakir bn gayi,
Socha n tha esi takdir bn gayi,
Hamne to yuhi firayi ret me ungaliya,
Gaur se dekha to apki tasvir bn gayi





Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi,
Khwahisho se bhara ho har pal,
Daaman bhi chota lagne lage,
Itni khushiya de apko anewala har pal..





Bikhr gaye sapne par arman wohi he,
Dur huye to ky magar pyar wohi he,
Jante he hum unko dekh nahi sakte,
Fir b in ankhon me intezar wohi he





Ye arzu nahi k kisiko bhulaye hm,
na tamanna he ki kisi par fanaa ho jaye hm,
Pr dua he rab se,
Jisko jitna yaad kare use b utna yaad aye hm





Rulana har kisiko ata he,
Hasana kisi kisi ko ata he,
Rulake jo mana le wo sachch yaar he,
Aur jo rula ke khud roye wo hi sachcha pyar he.





Andaze dosti to ek ada hai,
Uske bina jindagi me na maza hai,
Is liye kahte he humse na ruthna kabhi,
Kyunki dost ka ruthna bhi ek saza hai





Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe..




Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nhi Jati,
Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nhi Jati,
Kuchh Logo Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta,
Ki Door Rehkar B Unki Mehak Nhi Jati




'TUM' jante ho meri life ki sbse 'KIMTI' chiz kya hai?
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Is msg ka sabse pehla shabd......!
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Pratik





Aasu Aankh Se Kabhi Girne Na Paye,
Na Dard Ho Tujhe Na Kabhi Chot Aaye
Mere Hisse Me Khusiya Jyada To Nahi Pr
Rab Kare Wo Bhi Tumhe Mil Jaye





LuV is a soft feelings of Heart, But its very hard to feel & when it feels.its too hard to drop.Because TRUE LuV HAPPENS ONCE IN A LIFE!





Subham Karoti Kalyanam,

Aarogyam Dhan Sampada.

Shtru Buddhi Vinashya,

Deepam Jyoti Namostu-Te..

"SHUBHA DEEPAWALI"





Kanto ka dard fulo ki dali hi samje
Fulo ka dard mali hi samje
ye kesi rit bnayi kudaratne
Diye ka dil jale or log unhe DIWALI samje
Hw Sad!




Sweet like honey,costly like money.
Blessing like shower, smiling like flower.
Cool like ice,a frnd so nice.
Among vry few
& dats only you.




Wen U like sum1 deeply,
sum Misunderstandings arise.
bt dont feel bad bcoz sum Misunderstandings r needed 4 better understanding...




Khushiya agar dukan pe milti hoti
aur hame uski pehchan hoti
to bhar dete unka daaman khushiyo se
chahe uski kimat hamari jaan hoti..




Aaj kA Menu:
PyAr ki roti
CarE ki sAbJi
AffEction kA rAitA
Faith kA sALAd
FrnDShp ki swet Dish
OnLy 4U
UR BiL
Just 1 Sweet sMs
so Pay My biL




luv is to think abt sume1 else more tym in a day thn u think abt urself
luv is wen u dont want to go to sleep coz reality is better thn drm




LuV: It feels nice when u know that someone misses u, someone needs u..
But it feels much Better when u know that,
someone never forgets u!




TearZ R Langauge of Luv:
Wen tears come wit reason
means u got some problem
Bt wen tears come witout
reason means u r in LOVE




Dhadkan Humari Tumse Jo Kahe,
Sanso Ko B Uski Nazr Na Lage,
Bahut Khubsurat Hai Rishta Humara,
Dua Hai Ise KisiKi Nazr Na Lage!!